Ender
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For every light there are a thousand shadows
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Post by Ender on Jan 31, 2007 12:29:06 GMT -5
Basically, someone tries to summon something, and you screw it up. See Akira's Let's Corrupt Wishes>)
Idea taken from Kasu.
I summon a shade.
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Post by roykidsego on Jan 31, 2007 16:50:47 GMT -5
You forgot the words, and accidently turn yourself into a zombie.
I summon a Succubus.
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Kasu
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Bwahurglfutz?
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Post by Kasu on Jan 31, 2007 17:24:21 GMT -5
You pronounce it incorrectly, and you end up with a guy trying to suck on a bus. Badly.
I summon POSEIDON, GOD OF THE SEAS!
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Post by roykidsego on Jan 31, 2007 18:30:51 GMT -5
You recieve Aquaman instead, promoting his game, and your eyes bleed.
I summon Booster Gold.
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Kasu
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Bwahurglfutz?
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Post by Kasu on Jan 31, 2007 18:37:35 GMT -5
You accidentaly summon Booster Lead. He melts.
I summon BAHAMUT!
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Ender
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For every light there are a thousand shadows
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Post by Ender on Feb 1, 2007 11:43:18 GMT -5
You summon a mutt from the Bahamas. It bites you.
I summon a hellhound.
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Post by roykidsego on Feb 1, 2007 16:38:59 GMT -5
The hound comes and burns your eyes out. Have fun.
I summon a talking taco...with cheese.
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Ender
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For every light there are a thousand shadows
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Post by Ender on Feb 3, 2007 14:27:05 GMT -5
The talking taco cuts the cheese. It stinks everywhere (perhaps it had beans in it...)
I summon a talking cheese with taco.
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Kasu
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Bwahurglfutz?
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Post by Kasu on Feb 21, 2007 11:54:52 GMT -5
The redundancy gods smite your creation!
I summon POSEIDON! GOD OF THE SEA!
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Akira
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There is no darkness where there is light...
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Post by Akira on Mar 1, 2007 15:50:43 GMT -5
He has already been summoned before and gets mad at you, Kasu. Prepare to be smited with the fury of the God of the Sea.
I summon an Akki.
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Post by Ender not logged in on Mar 3, 2007 14:59:42 GMT -5
((Still unable to log in, so using a guest account)) Granted. The akki attacks you instead of the enemy, as usual.
I summon an undead monkey.
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Akira
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There is no darkness where there is light...
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Post by Akira on Mar 4, 2007 18:57:13 GMT -5
The undead monkey snatches away your pockethingy, and map, and screeches in your face. (Referring to Pirates of the Caribbean...)
I summon SoM!!! XD
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Post by SoM on Mar 4, 2007 21:28:37 GMT -5
SoM owns you, before getting owned himself by Panic and getting mocked by Panic.
He still owned you, though.
I summon Trogdor.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Mar 5, 2007 17:45:45 GMT -5
... And he burninates the countryside!
I summon the Wizard of Oz.
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Post by Panic on Mar 5, 2007 18:59:51 GMT -5
Who shuns SoM in his foolish attempts to degrade himself in order to please others. I don't blame him.
I summon a package of Chinese noodles.
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Akira
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There is no darkness where there is light...
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Post by Akira on Mar 5, 2007 22:48:05 GMT -5
Which are eaten by me. ^_^;;
I summon a goldfish.
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Kasu
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Bwahurglfutz?
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Post by Kasu on Mar 6, 2007 17:21:39 GMT -5
You get a cheese cracker.
I summon THOR!
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Post by Panic on Mar 6, 2007 18:26:07 GMT -5
Who tries to obliterate Panic with his almighty lightning. But, in this hopeless situation, the word tries is key. Panic deflects the lightning, valiantly, and redirects it in SoM's direction. This causes his immediate death.
I summon a massive iTunes window!
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Mar 6, 2007 18:28:04 GMT -5
The massive iTunes window is too big for your computer resolution, and all you get is a bunch of jumbled pixels.
I summon Cupid.
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Ender
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For every light there are a thousand shadows
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Post by Ender on Mar 10, 2007 15:24:51 GMT -5
Cupid arrives and makes you fall in love with the undead monkey. (Awwww...how cute...)
I summon a flying three-pound weight.
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Post by Panic on Mar 11, 2007 13:26:26 GMT -5
Because you accidentally mumble, the summon becomes not a three pound flying weight, but a three HUNDRED pound flying weight. It falls on top of SoM because its wings are too small.
I summon a jumbo jet.
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Post by SoM on Mar 12, 2007 10:39:02 GMT -5
(( o_o SoM's becoming the next Kenny over here... ))
You don't summon a jumbo jet. SoM doesn't fly on a jumbo jet summoned by Panic that is bound to malfunction, and takes a safer jet. It thus doesn't result in SoM's death. >_>
I summon a Wallmaster.
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Ender
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For every light there are a thousand shadows
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Post by Ender on Mar 14, 2007 14:09:22 GMT -5
A wall falls on you and becomes your master.
I summon a cow.
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natsuki-san
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is listening to ALONES by Aqua Timez
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 21, 2007 22:06:45 GMT -5
You summon several hundred cows because you have bungled the words.
Again.
A stampede occurs and you are trampled.
I summon Yoda.
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Kasu
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Bwahurglfutz?
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Post by Kasu on Mar 22, 2007 13:50:28 GMT -5
Summon Yoda you don't. Summon Darth Maul you do. Your face, he has melted off.
I summon NOT THOR!
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