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Post by SoM on Mar 22, 2007 18:05:47 GMT -5
You summon Not Thor. Not Thor painfully digests you over the course of 1000 years.
You don't want to know what Not Thor looks like, either.
I summon your face.
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 22, 2007 18:43:50 GMT -5
You summon your own face instead. It peels itself off painfully.
I summon Sabaku no Gaara.
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Post by SoM on Mar 22, 2007 18:53:20 GMT -5
Guh! My face ;_;
You successfully summon Sabaku no Gaara. He levels an entire forest...with you in it.
I summon a Loco-Roco. :3
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 22, 2007 20:04:47 GMT -5
You summon a Chocobo stampede instead! Oh dear! You have lost control of them and they trample you.
natsuki-san likes stampedes.
I summon the wildebeast herd.
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Post by SoM on Mar 22, 2007 20:30:43 GMT -5
You summon a herd of Loco-Roco instead! They suffocate you with their childish voices, music, and cuteness.
I summon a bowl of 5 - 2(3Fish + 4) = -(3 - 2Fish).
The answer, by the way, is 5 - 6Fish + 8 = -3 + 2Fish -8Fish - 6Fish = -3 - 5 - 8 -14Fish = -16 -Fish = -1 7/50 Fish = 1 7/50
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Post by Akira on Mar 23, 2007 16:13:20 GMT -5
You end up summoning the correct answer, which, by the way... is as follows:
5 - 2(3Fish + 4) = - (3 - 2Fish) 5 - 6Fish - 8 = -3 + 2Fish -3 - 6Fish = -3 + 2Fish -3 + 3 = 2Fish + 6Fish 0 = 8Fish Fish = 0
Oh, SHOT DOWN!
I summon intelligence for SoM.
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 23, 2007 19:05:40 GMT -5
The intelligence is not compatible with SoM! It spontaneously combusts and fries what is left of his brain!
I summon a Fire Elemental.
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Post by Ender on Mar 25, 2007 15:25:04 GMT -5
The Fire Elemental appears...below your feet! You burn and die!
I summon an atom bomb.
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Post by Akira on Mar 25, 2007 19:08:22 GMT -5
And... It explodes in your face.
I summon a brain for poor SoM.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 28, 2007 11:55:57 GMT -5
SoM is the cowardly lion. He continually wishes for a brain. Your summon doesn't help him at all.
I summon DARKICE! (Only Ender would be able to get this. And only maybe. Gnehehe.)
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 29, 2007 11:36:43 GMT -5
You summon just that - a hunk of ice so dirty it appears black. It hits you on the head and everything turns black, not just the ice.
I summon courage, then, for SoM the cowardly lion.
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Post by Akira on Mar 30, 2007 15:41:55 GMT -5
You've successively summoned a 'Badge of Courage' for SoM the Cowardly Lion. However, the flying monkeys rip the badge in half before SoM gets it.
I summon Dorothy, who will give SoM the Cowardly Lion a kiss to make him feel better for losing his badge.
((We're so nice, aren't we Natsuki-san? Summoning things for SoM... ^_^))
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 30, 2007 16:10:14 GMT -5
[[yeah, yeah!]]
Instead, you summon Alice in a gothic lolita costume. Somehow "The Wizard of Oz," has been mixed with another popular tale, "Alice in Wonderland." A small white dog rushes past, holding a pocket watch in its mouth. Alice quickly runs away, crying, "Mr. Toto, Mr. Toto, please wait! I promise you won't be late!"
I summon the Mad Hatter, and the March Hare, as well as the Dormouse.
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Post by Akira on Mar 30, 2007 16:53:12 GMT -5
You summon all three of them and a massive tea party set. You also summon the Wicked Witch of the West, the flying monkeys from before turn up as well, and a rusted Tin Man. They all decide to have a tea party in the lawn of the Queen of Hearts' castle.
I summon Mr. Toto to the scene!
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Post by Ender on Mar 31, 2007 11:22:08 GMT -5
Mr. Toto has rabies. Things are going to go really bad for the tea party. Really bad.
I summon poisonous tea.
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 31, 2007 13:34:30 GMT -5
You summon Poisonous T, a notorious gang member. He shoots Toto with a M240 Machine Gun.
I summon a shark in a water tank.
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Post by Akira on Apr 1, 2007 18:44:09 GMT -5
You summon a shark in a tank made of water and the Cheshire cat on top. The Cheshire cat attempts to eat the shark, and gets eaten instead. The shark in a tank of water blasts a hole through the tea party.
I summon SoM to the tea party scene.
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Post by Ender on Apr 2, 2007 8:59:39 GMT -5
SoM gets eaten by the shark.
I summon tea party anti-matter.
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Post by SoM on Apr 2, 2007 18:51:52 GMT -5
: DDDDDD ANTI-MATTER!!!! *did a speech on that a year ago*
The anti-matter causes an explosion relative 100000 times to the size of the tea party. Many, many people are destroyed in the aftermath.
I summon Rez.[/size]
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Post by Akira on Apr 3, 2007 19:01:07 GMT -5
The scuba-diver? His oxygen tanks explode and the guy dies.
I summon something else to entertain SoM... a WOMAN perhaps?
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 7, 2007 16:06:44 GMT -5
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There is no way to respond to this... Akira, it must be blackmail...
You summon a woman... Who looks suspiciously like Naruko, from that perverted jutsu... [you know which one] SoM simultaneously combusts, unable to handle the sight!
I summon paramedics for poor SoM. We should stop abusing our pet, huh? :3
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Post by Akira on Apr 9, 2007 18:01:54 GMT -5
Only after this one...
The paramedics happen to be controlled by a sadistic someone playing trauma Centre... Into the body bag for you, SoM!
I summon a nice gravestone for SoM. ((That's not abuse! =D))
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 10, 2007 16:33:07 GMT -5
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Summoning Complete! SoM is buried. He becomes an invincible angel/devil/not alive person (you're not a zombie.) who does not feel pain. We can now beat him around as much as we want!
I summon...
Feffiroff.
[[eff naa, effnaree...]]
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Post by Akira on Apr 10, 2007 17:27:52 GMT -5
Hey, congrats! You summon a Sephiroth/Feffiroff hybrid and the world starts siniging "one Winged Angel" in Latin.
I summon a genie's lamp.
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 12, 2007 16:13:58 GMT -5
LOL.
You successfully summon a WishBringer named Genie -
in a Ramune bottle. Rub it, it still works!
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