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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 29, 2007 11:37:54 GMT -5
Granted. You are driven crazy by the multiple dimensions you now see.
But wait, you already are.
I wish for a fish.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Mar 30, 2007 15:35:59 GMT -5
Fish, dish... wish! You get a wish of dishes decorated with fish. Meh, they're all the same.
I wish for a massive collection of Japanese music.
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 30, 2007 16:06:05 GMT -5
Granted. You already have it, though, and the wish is now null and void.
Ho-hum. I wish for Hinata and Naruto to get together as a couple, and soon, dammit!
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Mar 30, 2007 16:57:42 GMT -5
They get together as a couple, Sakura and Sasuke are together as a couple, heck, Neji and Ten-Ten are making out in a tree... The entire Naruto series turns into a love-struck drama.
I wish that I could run 1000 miles without dying of an athsma attack.
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 30, 2007 19:10:54 GMT -5
[[hurrah! as long as it's not cheesy]]
Granted. You then collapse from sunstroke, exhaustion, and the asthma attack. You don't die, though.
I wish I could draw as jaw-dropping well as Rozefire or Messa. Look them up on deviantART.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 1, 2007 18:48:54 GMT -5
Great! You can draw as jaw-droppingly well as the two artists mentioned, and everyone who sees your artwork is sent to the hospital due to dislocated jaws.
I wish I had a scanner to scan my artwork and post it on CHATplay for all to see! ^_^
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 2, 2007 22:05:57 GMT -5
Granted. You now have a scanner. It's part of your inheritance. You'll receive it when you're eighteen.
Fortunately, sessha grants you permission to use her scanner. <3
I wish for a fish...bowl.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 3, 2007 18:30:26 GMT -5
You get a bowling fish! It's crushed by the weight of the bowling ball. XD
I wish for a massive grand piano!
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Post by Kasu on Apr 3, 2007 21:16:49 GMT -5
Wait... which one? A massive piano or a grand piano?
Ah well.
You get a giant, elephant sized grand piano... lodged in your brain.
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Post by Akira on Apr 4, 2007 20:14:41 GMT -5
Hmm... No wish? You get no (corrupted) granting.
I wish that I had UVERworld standing on my doorstep and singing 'Colours of the Heart' to me.
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 4, 2007 21:06:55 GMT -5
You didn't wish! D< You've got to wish! Got it memorised?
I wish for Axel!
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Post by Akira on Apr 4, 2007 21:30:36 GMT -5
Ninja'd!!!!! XD
You get Axel, and he burns you.
I wish for everyone to sing a song!
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 5, 2007 19:24:22 GMT -5
[[oops, sorry! i didn't see that akira posted. oh well... i grant your previous wish. :3]]
Your wish is granted, everyone sings a song. Kasu and Ender sing off key, as usual.
I wish for a the MP3 of Wherever You Are by Do As Infinity, wherever it is, because I can't find it! D:
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Post by SoM on Apr 5, 2007 22:32:33 GMT -5
You get an MP3 of said song...Except it turns out to be a virus disguised as an MP3.
I wish for my science project to be done.[/size]
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Post by Kasu on Apr 5, 2007 22:36:44 GMT -5
Granted. It is done, but gets an F.
I wish for SoM to have positive karma!
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Post by SoM on Apr 5, 2007 22:42:19 GMT -5
If only life were that easy...
SoM endures a series of torturous trials and tasks, but emerges with positive karma. Unfortunately, he dies just after.
I wish Kasu got 10 000 karma for that last wish.[/size]
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Post by BladeofArchangel on Apr 6, 2007 16:44:42 GMT -5
Granted. Kasu gets 10, 000 karma for that last wish. However, since you didn't specify what kind of Karma, it all negative. The equilibrium in Kasu's world is thrown off, he dies, claiming to love natsuki-san. Etering the Underworld, he sees something familiar, "wait, is that you, natsuki-san?" Kasu says.
I wish for....a rocket launcher.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 6, 2007 18:25:51 GMT -5
D< Grammar and spelling!
You get a rocket launcher alright... Aimed right at you! Akira grins maliciously and fires the rocket at BoAA. You die. (And Ender laughs sadistically in the background.)
I wish that BoAA would use proper grammar and spelling.
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Post by SoM on Apr 7, 2007 7:56:54 GMT -5
Granted. BoAA sounds much more mature 'cuz of his proper grammar and spelling. Everyone is happy. Unfortunately, the time-space continuum was messed up in the process, so just afterwards, he is hit by the rocket and dies.
I wish to use improper grammar and spelling.[/size]
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 7, 2007 15:35:54 GMT -5
You use improper grammar and get busted by the Grammar Nazi. Negative karma to you, my friend!
I wish for a snail!
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 7, 2007 15:57:15 GMT -5
A huge, slimy snail falls on WoZ squishy end down. He is suffocated.
Dammit, I'm not calling him BoAA... It's a disgrace to snakes everywhere. Not to mention BoA, the Korean artist... ><
I wish for a full-blown artillery, like Hiruma has... Buahaha... OMG EYESHIELD21 -spaz-
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Post by Kasu on Apr 8, 2007 19:08:55 GMT -5
FEFFIROFF! ... Ignore that.
You get a full-blown artillery. It's shiny. However, you have absolutely no idea how to use it, and the first button you push is the conveniently placed "self-destruct" button. Have a nice day!
I wish for snacks.
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natsuki-san
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 8, 2007 20:42:29 GMT -5
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Granted. You eat so many snacks, you blow up like a balloon and are unable to move. Have a nice day!
I wish to use my new, shiny, artillery [now with a liddle black devil's handbook!] on WoZ/BoAA and Ender.
And perhaps Kasu.
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Post by BladeofArchangel on Apr 9, 2007 11:28:49 GMT -5
Granted. Natsuki-san gets to use brand new artillery, but sadly, she still doesn't know how to use it. She aims and tries to hit Kasu. Natsuki-san misses and hits Akira and she whole heartedly apologizes. *Pop* The pin in a grenade falls out. Every laughs till it blows u. At least their free natsuki-san.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 9, 2007 17:44:49 GMT -5
I wish that WoZ/BoAA made sense. And wished. So that I could've corrupted it.
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