Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 5, 2006 14:06:33 GMT -5
How it goes:
I start with a wish, and the person posting after me will corrupt my wish then post his/her own wish. The person posting after will corrupt that person's wish then post their own... etc.
For example:
Me: I wish that I could fly.
Next poster: You learn to fly then you never come back down and endup flying and flying in circles until you die of starvation. I wish...
Me: *Corrupts wish* ... I wish...
Understood? Great!
I wish I could be the smartest person alive.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 7, 2006 0:13:54 GMT -5
Granted. You now carry every bit of information known to mankind. Unfortunatly, your brain cannot process all of this information at once, and therefore implodes. Have a nice day!
I wish to be a multibillionaire, but not obtain the money illegally or with personal (be it emotional, physical, or sanity) damage added to it. (Mr. Specific, paging Mr. Specific.)
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 8, 2006 20:34:21 GMT -5
You become a multibillionaire, however you decide to spend all your money on useless junk and soon become so poor that you have nowhere to go and you have to live in the streets.
I wish that everyone I met was my friend! ^//^
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 8, 2006 21:30:06 GMT -5
Granted. Everybody dies. You have no friends.
I wish for a working Wii!
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 9, 2006 14:51:19 GMT -5
((Nintendo?)) Poof. You have a working Wii... however it goes rabid and electrocutes all who touch it.
I wish that my friend's crush would like her.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 10, 2006 18:39:22 GMT -5
Granted. Your friend is crushed by a 100 ton weight that likes her. XD
I don't wish for anything. That way, you can't corrupt it!
J/K!
I wish for the ability to transport between the normal world and Naruto at will, and gain ninja-like powers when going to Naruto.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 12, 2006 13:09:59 GMT -5
Granted. You become the world's most famous ninja and are chased numerous times for hours on end by screaming Naruto fans.
I wish I had Edward Elric's alchemic ability. *squee*
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 12, 2006 17:52:23 GMT -5
Granted. You now have Edward Elric's alchemic ability... but don't know how to use it. And never will.
Ha.
I wish for a dish of fish.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 14, 2006 17:23:32 GMT -5
"..." O.o Odd wish... but sure...
Poof. You have a dish of fish in front of you... dead fish. So it (naturally) smells terrible.
I wish I could whistle. ^_^
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 15, 2006 19:55:32 GMT -5
Granted. You can whistle, but doing so causes perminant deafness in all who hear it... including you.
I wish I could grant wishes to myself.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 20, 2006 15:10:00 GMT -5
Poof. You grant all your wishes to yourself... however, the laws of Equivilant Exchange kick in and you lose your entire body to "the Gates". You no longer exist, you can't grant wishes.
I wish I could watch every episode of Full Metal Alchemist. Without waiting for downloads...
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 24, 2006 0:03:41 GMT -5
Granted. You are transported to a room with surround sound speakers and a giant plasma TV. All of the episodes, including unmade ones, are shown to you. However, you get so addicted to watching them that you watch them again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...
I wish for the ability to jump into any comic/book/video game/anime/manga I want whenever I want with no harmful effects. And the ability to jump out.
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Post by Panic on Nov 24, 2006 19:14:40 GMT -5
Granted. Now you are able to jump into any comic/book/video game/anime/manga you wish, though you're sealed there for all eternity if someone happens to clsoe the book, in which case all bonds and ties to the fortaken wish become null and void.
I wish there would be more Wiis instock at Future Shop.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Nov 24, 2006 19:15:32 GMT -5
Poof. You are able to access every comic/book/video game/anime/manga when ever you want to... however, you drag characters out with you as well by accident. Bad guys - (ex. Sephiroth, Orochimaru, Naraku etc) as well as good guys- (ex. Sora, Naruto, and Inuyasha) follow you out. The fate of the world now rests on outcome of a(n) comic/book/video game/anime/manga battle...
I wish I was married to Edward Elric. ((lol not really but its funny...))
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Nov 26, 2006 14:50:01 GMT -5
Woo! Panic!
@panic: Granted. Wrong dimension, though.
@akira: Granted. However, he tries to give you alchemic powers, fails, and you die. He then tries to make you a homunculus, but fails. He dies.
I wish that Panic would be able to regularly watch the forum.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Dec 4, 2006 18:20:20 GMT -5
Granted- I hope. However, it's my turn to disappear. Good-byes.
I wish I could get the best-est gift ever for my friends. ^_^
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Post by Kasu on Dec 4, 2006 21:55:59 GMT -5
Granted. However, you do not know what an "est" is, therefore, cannot give your friends the best "est" gift.
I wish for a faster computer.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Dec 6, 2006 21:17:45 GMT -5
Poof. The world's fastest computer is upon your desk/lap/table. However, the world's fastest computer also happens to be a supercomputer, which weighs ... a LOT. Kiss your dask/lap/table goodbye.
I wish for a cool idea for an anime I'm working on.
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Post by Kasu on Dec 8, 2006 17:07:44 GMT -5
Granted. You get a cool idea for an anime... but plagarize off of CLAMP. CLAMP sues you for all of your money.
I wish that wishes could be like balloons.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Dec 11, 2006 19:01:27 GMT -5
O________________________o
Poof. All your wishes magically become helium-filled balloons. You happen to let go of the strings that hold your balloons. They fly away and disappear forevah!
I wish our school has a Christmas dance this year.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Dec 22, 2006 20:00:40 GMT -5
Granted. Your school has a Christmas dance this year. However, a la Final Destinantion, everybody dies in a horrific accident, except for a few people (including you) who have escaped death because of somebody else's premonition. Death decided to set the world up so that everybody dies one by one by means of contrived machinery (such as falling glass panes or broken tanning beds).
I wish more people knew about "Battle for Wesnoth"
((www.wesnoth.org))
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Dec 26, 2006 12:49:42 GMT -5
Granted. So many people visit www.wesnoth.org that the server crashes; therfore, no one can ever go on www.wesnoth.org again. I wish that no one would corrupt my wish.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Dec 29, 2006 13:51:16 GMT -5
Poof. No one corrupts your wish.. so an entire battle-sector of mutilated ninja wombats (O_____o) comes along to corrupt your wish... and corrupts your wish. (@_@ *confuzzled*)
I wish that we lived in an "Inuyasha" world.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Dec 30, 2006 11:46:18 GMT -5
Granted, you live in an "Inuyasha" world, however, you don't have any weaponry and don't know any magic. So you are immediatly killed by demons. "Inuyasha" is no longer on TV because you were a vital character, but you were killed off too quickly. Thus, all the other good guys die as well and darkness reigns over the world. [insert evil laugh here]
I wish I could understand how Akira managed to corrupt my wish...it was supposed to incorruptable. (yes, I realize I'm really bad at making wishes)
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 2, 2007 14:23:07 GMT -5
Granted. To be truthful, I dunno how I did it either... well it wasnt me thats for sure... it was a battle-sector of mutilated ninja wombats. However, these ninja wombats continue to corrupt all seemingly uncorruptable wishes. Therefore, no one can wish for uncorruptability. (@_@)
I wish for a potato.
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