Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 3, 2007 16:52:18 GMT -5
Granted. You have a potato.
I wish for sushi. Good sushi.
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 4, 2007 10:21:27 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, opposites attract, so bad sushi promptly comes along and eats your favorite domestic household pet. BWAHAHAHAH. *SHOT*
I wish for that which wishes are made out of.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 5, 2007 12:01:45 GMT -5
Granted. You get one of the things that wishes are made out of. A shooting star. Also known as a meteor. Also known as a meteor hits Earth, ending civilization as you know it.
I wish I had Internet
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 9, 2007 20:01:11 GMT -5
You have Internet, and are (grammer?) pelted constantly with pop-ups and obscene advertisements. The horror!
I wish I had new glasses. ((I can barely see with these ones...))
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 10, 2007 13:45:56 GMT -5
You have new glasses, but no frame.
I wish I knew how to build an RC car.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 10, 2007 16:36:04 GMT -5
You know how to build it, but have no materials.
I wish I knew what an RC car is...
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 10, 2007 17:12:38 GMT -5
Granted. You know what an RC car is, and nothing else.
I wish for near-omnipotence.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 11, 2007 12:29:33 GMT -5
Granted, you nearly have the potential to do many things
I wish you would use smaller words.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 11, 2007 13:42:58 GMT -5
Granted. I will use smaller words now.
I wish Ender wouldn't be so pessimistic.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 12, 2007 12:37:03 GMT -5
Granted. I am now sadistic, not pessimistic. A meteor falls on Kasu's head and Ender laughes.
I wish someone will send me a FAQ on role plays
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 12, 2007 12:39:33 GMT -5
Granted. Somebody sends you a FAQ on RPing, but you never get it.
I wish for a stupid wish that I can make another person wish even if they don't wish to wish it.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 12, 2007 16:04:12 GMT -5
Granted. You can make other people wish even if they don't wish to, and they end up wishing to take over the universe. Good going...
I wish that my essay would just write itself.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 13, 2007 14:48:16 GMT -5
Granted. Your essay wrote itself. Unfortunatly, it has a low intellect, and you fail the assignment. Ender sadisticly laughs at you.
I wish that I didn't have to go to Chinese school.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 13, 2007 17:44:52 GMT -5
Granted. You didn't have to... but now you do.
I wish for a pink flower.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 16, 2007 15:59:34 GMT -5
Granted. A carnivorous mutant pink flower appears. It eats you. Ender sadistically laughs.
I wish for a piece of raw meat.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 16, 2007 16:03:39 GMT -5
Granted. A piece of raw meat replaces your heart. You die.
I wish for a dish of fish.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 17, 2007 21:46:47 GMT -5
Granted. You already wished for a dish of fish before, and the genie erupts in a volcanic explosion.
I wish that Akira would find out who that creepy voice was. ((sorry grammer is off?))
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 17, 2007 22:09:46 GMT -5
Granted. You now know who that creepy voice is. So, care to indulge? D:
I wish for your dog. OHHHHHHHHH *SLAPPED*
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 18, 2007 16:09:01 GMT -5
Granted. You get Akira's dog. You also get slapped. Ender sadistically laughs at you.
I wish someone beside Kasu would have karma.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 18, 2007 16:27:27 GMT -5
Granted.
I wish that Ender would not be Ender for one hour at any given time.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 18, 2007 16:35:50 GMT -5
Granted. Ender is no longer Ender. Ender is now upgraded to Ender 1.0.0.0.2! Now more sadistic than ever!
I wish I could take back the wish I made earlier.
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 18, 2007 16:39:49 GMT -5
Too late. Wish not granted.
I wish for a fish of dish.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 18, 2007 18:47:03 GMT -5
Again? Granted. The genie is REALLY mad, and decides to destroy the planet. You die...we all die... Earth has been obliterated from the Solar System. Great. Now i have to change my all my space diagrams. T_T...
I wish for a kiss... from a person... from a boy. ((XD))
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Kasu
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Post by Kasu on Jan 18, 2007 18:52:18 GMT -5
Granted. You get a kiss from the long dead Abraham Lincoln, rotting corpse and all. ((Read my wish carefully... it's not the same.))
I wish that there was no such thing as genies.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 18, 2007 19:02:35 GMT -5
Granted, there are no more genies and every single dish of fish that you wished for falls from the sky... tenfold.
I wish that bugs weren't as creepy as they are now.
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