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Post by DoubleAW on Feb 13, 2007 10:00:54 GMT -5
You get monkeys, and they give you crabs.
I wish I could smack Kasu.
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Post by Ender on Feb 13, 2007 10:08:45 GMT -5
((That wasn't my wish, but okay...))
You smack Kasu. Kasu hits you with baseball bat and drops atomic bomb on you. You die :-)
I wish for a sandwich.
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Post by Akira on Feb 13, 2007 20:21:40 GMT -5
Granted. You get a witch made of sand.
I wish for a kiss.
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Post by Ender on Feb 15, 2007 12:06:45 GMT -5
Granted. You get kissed...by a girl.
I wish for a rock.
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Post by Akira on Feb 15, 2007 16:50:10 GMT -5
Granted. You get Rock Lee standing under some mistletoe for Christmas. Have fun!
I wish that the guy I like will agree to go see a movie with me.
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Post by Kasu on Feb 17, 2007 19:21:30 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, it's Jackass 2.
I wish for omnipotence. Not "near omnipotence"
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Post by Akira on Feb 18, 2007 21:03:54 GMT -5
Granted. You don't get near omnipotence.
I wish for a new pair of jeans that fit me.
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Post by Ender on Feb 20, 2007 12:24:14 GMT -5
Granted. You get a pair of jeans that fit you that on fire! You get second degree burns.
I wish for pie.
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Post by Akira on Feb 20, 2007 20:59:22 GMT -5
Granted. 3.14159265...
I wish for a semiformal dance at our school.
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Post by Kasu on Feb 21, 2007 11:52:59 GMT -5
Granted, but you are not allowed to go.
I wish that people could breathe underwater.
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Post by Akira on Feb 22, 2007 19:38:38 GMT -5
Granted. People can only breathe underwater now, and the human race suffocates on land.
I wish that the guy I'm going to ask to the semiformal will agree to go with me.
((And I swear, I got my wish!! Hourray semiformal!))
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Post by Kasu on Feb 22, 2007 20:46:25 GMT -5
(("Hourray"?))
Granted. He goes to the semi-formal with you. (AND I BET YOU WERE EXPECTING AN EXPLOSION!)
I wish that... sarcasm.
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Post by Akira on Mar 1, 2007 15:47:58 GMT -5
Granted. Of course I was expecting an explosion. >_>;;
I wish that it was summer all year round.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 6, 2007 17:22:28 GMT -5
Granted. The polar ice caps melt, and the world floods over.
I wish for snow.
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Post by Panic on Mar 6, 2007 18:29:07 GMT -5
Apparently, the gods of granting wishes live in Canada with Panic. They're sick of snow and the violent cold, so, unethically twisting your words, a radio appears and begins to play the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Snow (Hey Oh)".
I wish for some plane tickets to Europe.
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Post by Akira on Mar 6, 2007 18:40:32 GMT -5
You get plane tickets to Europe, but you miss your flight.
I wish for a really good idea.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 19, 2007 11:24:17 GMT -5
Granted. You get a really good idea, and you patent it, only to find that somebody else had done so. That person sues you for all of your money, and then some.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
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Post by Akira on Mar 20, 2007 19:11:06 GMT -5
Granted. The genie spontaneouslt combusts due to too much wishing.
I wish for a ballad. A good ballad.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 22, 2007 13:53:09 GMT -5
Granted. You get a salad. A good salad.
I wish for WORLD PEACE!
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Post by Akira on Mar 22, 2007 16:07:53 GMT -5
Granted. I'll give YOU some world peace! *shakes fist at Kasu*
I wish that I spelled "spontaneously" right in my last post.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 22, 2007 16:44:44 GMT -5
Granted. You spel spontaneously right. However, you spell everything else wrong.
I wish for NOT A FISH!
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Post by Akira on Mar 22, 2007 17:28:22 GMT -5
NOT A FISH!
I wish that YOU spelled "spell" right in your post.
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Post by Ender on Mar 25, 2007 15:27:06 GMT -5
Granted. Kasu spells "spell" right (hopefully). However, I spel it wrong.
I wish for cheese.
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Post by Akira on Mar 25, 2007 19:07:14 GMT -5
You get cheese. Sorry, the only kind available is shredded.
I wish I could finish watching Blood Diamond.
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Post by Kasu on Mar 28, 2007 11:51:53 GMT -5
Granted. You finish watching Blood Diamond, but can never start watching it again. Ever.
I wish that I would be able to be in more than one place at one time.
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