Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Jan 20, 2007 12:12:01 GMT -5
Granted. Bugs are no longer as creepy as they are now. Unfortunatly, everything else gets creepier to make up for it. Have fun in your creepy world.
I wish for a a giant fish...and sushi.
|
|
Kasu
Prime Member
Bwahurglfutz?
Posts: 436
|
Post by Kasu on Jan 20, 2007 13:07:53 GMT -5
Granted. You get a a giant fish... and sushi... but you die while it all falls on your head, thus suffocating you under it's rotten, raw stench.
I wish that I knew how Ender's avatar got that scar, along with what the little japanese/chinese symbol in the corner meant.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Jan 22, 2007 12:06:13 GMT -5
Granted. I got the scar from the skirmish with the shade (see edited character profile). The Chinese symbol means destructive. Unfortunately, someone from WikiCommons found the picture and decided it wasn't educational. So you can't see it anymore.
I wish I knew where I could post my images without getting busted by some censor.
|
|
Akira
Prime Member
There is no darkness where there is light...
Posts: 545
|
Post by Akira on Jan 26, 2007 18:09:22 GMT -5
You know where to go, and unfortunately, thats all you know. ((Sorry I really have no idea ^_^; ) I wish that my friend would stop talking about her boyfriend.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Jan 27, 2007 15:36:01 GMT -5
((Yes! I almost killed a thread! *KILLED BY EVERYBODY ON THIS FORUM*))
Granted. Your friend dies, and thus can no longer talk about her boyfriend.
I wish for a three dollar bill.
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Jan 30, 2007 19:18:28 GMT -5
Granted. You show the three dollar bill at a counter trying to buy a bag of chips, but you get arrested for counterfeiting.
I wish I could get straight A's.
|
|
Kasu
Prime Member
Bwahurglfutz?
Posts: 436
|
Post by Kasu on Jan 31, 2007 11:54:57 GMT -5
Granted. You're A's are now straight, not crooked.
I wish that wishes were illegal.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Jan 31, 2007 12:03:06 GMT -5
Granted. Wishes are illegal. You are arrested and hung.
I wish for a petri dish.
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Jan 31, 2007 16:46:01 GMT -5
Granted, but it breaks, pierces out your eyes, and makes you choke on glass. Have a nice day.
I wish that I was immortal.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Feb 1, 2007 11:46:55 GMT -5
Granted. You are immortal and happy, until 500 years pass and you are too old to move. You can't blink, so you're eyes shrivel up. You can't kill yourself because you are immortal.
I wish our school censor, BESS, would explode.
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Feb 1, 2007 16:41:21 GMT -5
Wish granted, but sadly, the school puts up Super BESS.
I wish people would be nice to me.
|
|
Kasu
Prime Member
Bwahurglfutz?
Posts: 436
|
Post by Kasu on Feb 1, 2007 22:33:34 GMT -5
Granted. People are nice to you. There are no people left. Nobody is nice to you.
I wish that I could have a nice day.
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Feb 2, 2007 6:20:06 GMT -5
(You confused me on your reply above.)
Granted. You have a nice day, but then get run over by a senior citizen.
I wish I died. No way to corrupt that, people.
|
|
|
Post by secretofmana on Feb 2, 2007 7:45:45 GMT -5
You die. And get reborn! : D Mwahaha, I'm so evil...
I wish WoZ would start using proper grammar that if we get more members, they're all cool like Roy here. O: ...But not so emo. ;-;
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Feb 2, 2007 16:29:32 GMT -5
Thanks for the comment.
Wish granted, but sadly, they are all active for one day then quit.
I wish for another wish.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Feb 3, 2007 14:20:33 GMT -5
Granted. You get another wish. It falls on your head.
I wish for positive karma.
|
|
Akira
Prime Member
There is no darkness where there is light...
Posts: 545
|
Post by Akira on Feb 4, 2007 14:39:34 GMT -5
Granted. You get positive karma, however, equivilant exchange kicks in and takes away your account. therefore, you lose all your positive karma. ((I really DID miss something didn't I? Everyone's saying "Have a nice day" ) I wish for a new lamp.
|
|
|
Post by roykidsego on Feb 4, 2007 20:14:41 GMT -5
Wish granted. Your old one shatters in your face. Have a nice day.
I wish I was a fish.
|
|
Akira
Prime Member
There is no darkness where there is light...
Posts: 545
|
Post by Akira on Feb 5, 2007 18:22:08 GMT -5
Granted. You're a fish. It's a pity that fish can't eat pizza and ice cream and other good human food.
I wish that tomorrow won't be as cold as today. ((Brr...))
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Feb 6, 2007 11:54:17 GMT -5
Granted. The next day to it reaches 200 degrees. Kelvin. You boil up and DIE!!!
I wish the Bears had beat the Colts.
|
|
Akira
Prime Member
There is no darkness where there is light...
Posts: 545
|
Post by Akira on Feb 6, 2007 19:57:40 GMT -5
Granted. Male horses no longer exist.
I wish for a special Valentine's Day.
|
|
Kasu
Prime Member
Bwahurglfutz?
Posts: 436
|
Post by Kasu on Feb 10, 2007 23:05:23 GMT -5
Granted. Mentally "special" people want to be your valentine. (Sorry!)
I wish for the ability to be able to make sushi.
|
|
Akira
Prime Member
There is no darkness where there is light...
Posts: 545
|
Post by Akira on Feb 11, 2007 13:21:17 GMT -5
You can make sushi, but you you're missing nori.
I wish that my cold would go away. *sniff*
|
|
Kasu
Prime Member
Bwahurglfutz?
Posts: 436
|
Post by Kasu on Feb 11, 2007 22:34:36 GMT -5
Granted. You no longer have the cold... you have the ebola virus. Have fun dying!
I wish for... for... monkeys.
|
|
Ender
Member
For every light there are a thousand shadows
Posts: 215
|
Post by Ender on Feb 13, 2007 9:57:11 GMT -5
Granted. A monkey pisses on you...and bites your nose...and steals your bananas...
I wish for a shotgun
|
|