The Great CHATplay Battle!

[Kasu]

"Pfft. Poseidon. Ha." Kasu gets up and walks over to the respawn point where Akira is floating gently.
"Having fun? Too bad." He takes a small, keychain like baseball bat, attaches it to the end of his keyblades, and knocks Akira out of the proverbial (and literal) park.

[Ender]

Ender crawls out from underneath Poseidon, then summoned a Redead. The Redead starts eating Ian's bleeding head.

[Akira]

O____O.... Akira died? Cool.

Akira, dizzy from her crash, is suddenly hit with a baseball bat in the stomach. Winded, she flies helplessly through the air and crashes through an empty warehouse roof. She lands on a pile of cardboard boxes filled with kleenex tissues. Kleenex flies into the air, and glass from the roof rains down in shards. Akira takes a few breaths, then grabs a shard and pierces the tip of her finger with it. She draws an enormous circle with her finger, and scribbles an ancient symbol inside. She slams both hands down, and pulls out a demented dragon akki. This time, she decides to control using a special sutra spell. It works, and with AKira upon its back (still dazed from Kasu's hit, and loss of life point) the dragon akki leaps through the warehouse roof and lands with a thud on the sidewalk.

"Let's go find Kasu, and pay him back." Akira told the akki.

((Lifepoints? Akira: -1))

[Ender]

Ender summons a Like-Like (Legend of Zelda), which swallows Kasu. Thus, Akira will have to wait to get pay back.

Ender then takes out a super scope (SSBM) and runs around yelling "Cat with a GUN!" and shooting random people.

[Akira]

Akira's dragon akki swoops down a split second before Ender's Like-Like swallows Kasu and veers off into the air empty-mouthed.

"Great..." Akira mutters. "I guess I'll just have to kill ENDER!!" Akira's dragon swoops down on Ender-cat but unfortunately, Ender-cat spots a penny at that moment. "OH! A penny!" and bends down to pick up the penny.

Akira's dragon misses, and crashes into a nearby building, causing total mayhem in the streets.

[Kasu]

"Nice one, Akira. Niiice." Kasu said from the belly of the Like-Like.
*SLICE!*

The Like-Like falls apart, and Kasu, slimy, gets up. "Eugh. Somebody get this stuff off of me."
A Kasu clone runs over and air-dries the slime away.
"Thanks."

"Now... HA! YOU CRASHED-ED!" Kasu falls over laughing.

[Ender]

A magic circle, eh...

Ender grinned, then slipped into the warehouse. Prowling in the shadows, Ender jumps onto a innocent, passing warehouse worker and rips his throat out using his claws.

Ender places the body on Akira's magic circle, then muttering some spells corrupts it.

"Yes! Now to do some summoning..hope you like djinn!" A fog then surrounds Ender, and a strange shape rises from the mists.

_{Earth Djinn Element: Earth
OFFENSE: Physical: Average Magic: Low Agility: High
DEFENSE: Physical: Low Magic: Average Health: Low}

[Kasu]

"OOH! DJINN! SHINY STUFF!"
Kasu, in a frenzy of maple syrup-powered hyperness, decided to attack the Earth Djinn head on with both of his keyblades swinging.

He starts to float up, swinging wildly at the air, until he starts to nose dive straight at the Djinn, keyblades in a frenzy.

[Ender]

"Heh. EARTH DJINN, TUNNEL ATTACK!"

The Earth Djinn burrows a tunnel into the ground, leaving a gaping hole.

It's only a matter of time...

[Akira]

Akira falls off the Dragon Akki and lands in a pile of shredded cheese. The akki, summoned from the circle that was now corrupted splits in half and continues splitting to become 4, then 8, then 16, then 32 tiny dragon akkis. Squeaking, they fly all over the place snapping at people. Akira shakes herself out of the pile of shredded cheese, and grabs the golf club lying on the ground (the one that she had used earlier). Akira starts running towards the warehouse, spinning the golf club like a bo staff.
((long wooden staff used in combat; Akira is substituting the wooden pole with a golf club))

A firetruck swerves down the street in a hurry to get to the still burning golf course. Ian is now dead, incinerated into ashes. He is revived atop the warehouse.

((Lifepoints? Ian: -1; Akira: -1))

((I hope no one minds me "keeping score"))

[Ender]

Suddenly the Earth Djinn flys out of the ground right under Akira. Three blades hovered around it, spinning like a drill. Akira is propelled into the air. When she returns to earth. The Earth Djinn once again burrows underground.

"Do you see now? As long as the earth is under your feet, you are vulnerable to the Earth Djinn. Now to cover the air..."

A winged humanoid rises from the corrupted magic circle.

[Akira]

The winged humanoid leaps through the warehouse roof, barely scathing Ian, who was still being revived atop the roof.

It sweeps down at Akira, still dazed from her encounter with the Earth Djinn. She is snatched into the air and promptly dropped amongst a flurry of laundry lines across the street with new clothes hung upon it. By the time Akira reaches the ground, the long white traditional robe she had been wearing had been replaced with a pair of black capris and a black tee-shirt. Her golf club is wrapped in an assortment of clothes. Ducking beneath some blankets, Akira runs across the street and back to the warehouse.

Akira attempts to leap onto the warehouse roof, trips on a falling brick, and is sent cart-wheeling through the aged glass windows of the warehouse. She bounces off the wall opposite and lands clumsily on the ground, still wielding the golf club in shaky hands. A set of falling pebbles causes Kasu, Ender-cat and Akira to look up. Ian falls through the gaping hole in the roof and lands facedown in the warehouse concrete floor.

The four of them are positioned around the corrupted magic circle, which was now spewing a deep purple mist. "And now that we're all here..." Sinister smiles formed on the faces of those positioned around the circle.

[Ender]

"Hey...Kasu...wanna fight the...emo girl?"

Ender slashes at Akira's ankle.

[Kasu]

"No."

Ian, having fell from the roof, landed right on Kasu, making his statement sound like "N-UGH!"


"Did you have to go and land right on me, Ian? No? Well..."
Kasu got up, brushed himself off, waited until Ian got back up, and knocked him into yesterday with his baseball bat.
"You forgot I had that."

Akira:-1
Ian:-2
Kasu: 2
Ender: 1

[Akira]

Akira jumps as Ender's slash swipes the floor beneath her. Using a swift kung-fu kick, her leg speeds through the air at Ender-cat's soft furry body. Ender-cat skids backwards and sneezes as dust rises around him. Using the momentum of the kick, Akira swings her golf club around and brings it down, slicing off the very tips of Ender-cat's whiskers. Unfortunately the golf club head smashes into a million pieces and Akira is left standing with a mutilated, headless golf club. She jumps backwards to avoid any further attack from Ender.

[Kasu]

And yet, Akira manages to crash into a box.

"ALARM! ALARM!"

Solid Snake rushes into a different box and hides from no guards.
Meanwhile, Kasu brings out a giant vodka cooler, stands on a metal... thing, and announces:
"In America, you find party..."

A loud, heavily accented, multi-part voice answers:
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARTY FINDS YOU!!!"
1000 Russians in red overcoats and furry hats storm the warehouse, smothering the unprepared (and un-Russian), and start getting drunk from the influx of vodka.

"Attack, my Russians! ATTACK!" Kasu screamed to the hoarde of drunken Communists.

[Akira]

The Russians run forward in a stampede, and everyone dives out of the way. Akira huddles up under her box and listens as the furry-hatted men run past. Suddenly a shallow face appears from under the box rim. Akira squeaks as the glazed eyes of the Russian open, and his wretched mouth spewed Russian gibberish. "Sorry! I-... I don't know what you mean!" ... and kicks the Communist out of her box. Unfortunately, the box went with the Russian man, and Akira finds herself surrounded by red suits and furry hats. "Meep!"

[Ender]

Russians...eh...


"Army of the People's Republic of China! Destroy the Russians!" A bunch of Chinese stampede toward the Russians, only the Chinese have tanks...and light artillery.

This might get interesting...

[Akira]

Akira, sitting on the concrete floor, suddenly feels a whoosh fly past. Looking up, she sees a chariot, pulled by at least 5 black Arab horses, with an Egyptian prince upon it. Holding his sword up, he shouts "Forward!" and the back stairwell collapses as Egyptian soldier rush forward with their ancient spears pointed ahead. The Egyptian army collides with that of the Chinese.

((Multicultural war!!!!!!))

[Ender]

"Very interesting...we have ancient Egyptians, modern Chinese, and drunk Russians in a single war..."

Ender gives the Russians, singing on the top of their lungs, a sidelong look"

"EARTH DJINN (forgot about that didn't you?) QUAKE!"

The ground begins to violently rumble under the Russians, and several beams fell from the ceiling.

Ender looks up at the roof. "Eh...forgot about that"

The roof collapses on everybody.

Ian's respawn is buried and dies...again

[Akira]

Akira casts a shield around herself as the roof collapses. Half the ancient Egyptians are returned to the mummies from which they came, and the other half are trying out vodka with the Russians just outside the collapsed warehouse.

As soon as things have stopped falling, Akira's shield fades. Akira starts walking, only to step on a rather weak wooden beam, and suddenly falls into the basement of the warehouse, where she finds boxes and boxes of TNT. Akira pins a sutra spell card to it, and jumps out of the hole where she had fallen. Sticking her fingers in her ears, she starts running.

Akira:-1
Ian:-3
Kasu: 2
Ender: 2

((Ender killed Ian right? ;)

[Ender]

Ender crawls out from the rubble of the collapsed warehouse. Then he sees the TNT. "Oh...crud..."

Ender flees the warehouse.

[Akira]

Ender-cat and Akira are sprinting down the block, a few feet away from each other; Ender-cat is behind Akira.

Ian is revived a few feet away from the warehouse, however, not far enough to protect him from the blast.

One of Kasu's Russians drunkenly picks Kasu up, and starts running away in the opposite direction of that of Ender-cat and Akira, and turns right down a street parallel to that of Ender-cat and Akira's direction. The TNT boxes explode, killing Ian instantly, and blasting the Chinese, Egyptians and Russians to bits.

The Russian carrying Kasu gets hit in the head with a burning brick while running up and over a bridge that was extended over a small river. The Russian is knocked out, and he drops Kasu over the edge of the bridge. A splash is heard from the river as Kasu is carried away by the current.

Ian is revived in a mall parking lot, where he sees Kasu climbing out of the river, sopping wet. Kasu looks up and sees Ian blinking at him.

Akira and Ender-cat continue running down the avenue, and end up at the entrance of a mall next to a river. Ender-cat is stopped by a security guard that strictly said, "No cats allowed in the mall!"

Akira pushes past a group of laughing teenagers, and disappears in a clothing store.


Akira: 0
Ian: - 4
Kasu: 2
Ender: 2

((Cause of Death: Akira's TNT explosion killed Ian.))

[roykidsego]

Roykid enters the battle in a desert, sword in one hand and the other one guarded by a magical gauntlet. "Time to clean the house." Roykid said, as he uses the gauntlet to summon a dragon. Roykid hops on the dragon and rides it. Roykid flies to the city.

Roykid sees Ian reviving. "Act first, ask questions, dragon." The dragon scorches Ian.

[Kasu]

"Whoa. A mall. A... big mall. A mall with a "no-cat" policy, so I see..."

Kasu, still wet, pays his respects to the Russian who saved his life, dodges Roy's dragon's flame, and rushes into the mall.

"Store... store... store... hmmmmmmmmm....

TEAVANA!"
Having spotted a very nice tea store, Kasu rushes in, buys something with caffiene, eats the leaves, drinks some hot water, pays the cashier, exits the store, and goes insane.

Well, except for that last part.

He walks semi-calmly into a china shop, releases a tiny, yet powerful bull, walks out, and runs around, destroying things, including a certain clothing shop.