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Post by Kasu on Dec 22, 2006 20:35:26 GMT -5
Ok. This is how this will work. Any one of your characters (posted or not) is transported to "The White Space", a place with nothing but white. Anything you imagine can come true.
Rules: 1. Beat the hell out of each other. 2. No godmoding, or the owl will eat you. Seriously. 3. Have fun!
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Kasu poofs.
"Ow... I poofed. Is anybody here?" He walks around aimlessly, holding a gun-type thing.
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Post by Ender on Dec 26, 2006 12:53:49 GMT -5
Ender poofs.
"MUHAHAHA! Prepare for death, mortal!" Ender is holding a scythe, and begins to change the scene into a graveyard.
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Post by Kasu on Dec 28, 2006 13:57:02 GMT -5
"...A scythe? Is that truly the best you can do?" Kasu pockets his gun and takes out 2 very strange blades.... shaped like keys, but with ornate decorations and little keychains haining off of them. "Say hello..."
Kasu seems to disappear, only to appear 10 feet above Ender's head, getting ready to beat the hell out of him. He swings...
...and misses, falling flat on his face.
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Post by Akira on Dec 29, 2006 13:45:53 GMT -5
Eri poofs. Right into the middle of an epic battle. Holding in her hand a tiny mirror. She watches with an amused smile as Kasu swings, and laughs aloud when he falls.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Dec 30, 2006 11:49:26 GMT -5
Ender grins, then proceeds to use the dark magic inbedded within the scythe to hurl every single gravestone in the graveyard at Kasu (let me tell you, this is a LOT of gravestones)
Ignores Eri...for the moment
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Post by Kasu on Dec 30, 2006 20:21:31 GMT -5
Kasu starts to invoke the wrath of the anti-godmoder gods, but is smacked in the head by a gravestone.
A large tuna falls from the sky and hits Eri in the head.
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Post by Akira on Jan 2, 2007 14:16:03 GMT -5
Eri hears the whistling of the falling tuna as it falls from the sky and looks up. Tuna falls over her eyes and she begins running blindly... arms outstretched...straight at Ender. She topples into Ender and trips over the hem of her white robe. She falls on her face and the tuna goes flying.
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Post by Kasu on Jan 2, 2007 18:11:40 GMT -5
Kasu recovers from the gravestone, hops onto the next one flying towards him and manages to fly it over to Ender, hitting him in the face. The gravestone crumbles to the floor.
The tuna, which has now gone airborne, decides to orbit. Every 10 minutes the tuna will pass by and hit somebody. Thanks a lot, Eri.
Kasu gets back up and equips his ray gun. After setting a little dial, he point and shoots at Ender...
who is instantly transformed into a small, white cat.
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Jan 3, 2007 14:59:26 GMT -5
Akira staggers up and pulls out a sutra spell card and prepares to summon an akki. Pouring her spiritual energy into the crack and grasping the heart of an akki, Akira pulls it out of the mirror.
(Ender poofed into white cat behind her)
Akira whirls around and shouts, "ATTACK!!" The akki roars and its gaping jaws spread wide as it lunges...
... straight at Akira- who begins madly firing spiritual energy at it in order to defend herself. Some of the energy misses wide and continues to fly high speed through the air. One of them hits the orbiting tuna, which at that moment happened to be directly over Kasu... Everyone knows how much cats LOVE fish...
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 3, 2007 16:19:54 GMT -5
And suddenly, as though to herald his arrival, all went silent, as a boy dropped from the sky and crushed the demon beneath his feet, his body crouched and his back turned.
A gust of wind blew by...
"Who...are you?" Akira (or is it Eri? I'm not quite sure anymore) asked, her eyes widened at awe of the sudden appearance, and her mouth slightly parted. Basically, doing that dramatic thing she always does.
The boy did not answer at first, but merely got up slowly and dusted himself off. Only when he turned around and met Akira in the eye, squinting a bit at her first, did he choose to speak. She noted the frown on his face beforehand.
"I, am not quite sure of that, myself...", he replied with a sigh. His hair was black, messy, and spiked, and his eyes contradicted his dramatic arrival, for they seemed to belong to someone very lazy. He sounded very tired, taking brief pauses here and there, and he seemed deep in contemplation. A brown vest over a gray short-sleeve shirt was what he adorned for his top attire, and baggy jeans for pants. Black sandals lay on his feet.
He continued speaking. "I, was supposed to be the character SoM, a moderator you know whom has been silent these past months, used in the roleplays here, but, he was too lazy to get to it." Another sigh. "I, guess you should call me Ian, that's what he named his last two Roleplay characters..." At this, he shifted his body a bit and gazed off into the distance. In the background, Kasu could be heard mewing at the tuna.
Suddenly, he turned around and looked up and down Akira's outfit, and then looked at the tombstones broken and not. His frown became more apparent. "Where, am I, anyways?" Akira's eyes widened a bit more as she remembered the original purpose of this thread. Her grip tightened on the mirror, and she opened her mouth, only to be interrupted by Ian saying, "Never mind, it's probably for the best if I don't know what I've gotten myself into..." Once again, he sighed, turned his body, and looked off into the distance.
Akira smirked; She would take this opportunity to deliver a first blow and get the upper hand on this foolish, lazy boy! She raised her mirror, and shouted,
"ATTACK!!!!"
The akki that emerged once again backfired on her, and this time flipped around and lauched an energy blast at her. It caused a mini-vertical explosion spanning her exact radius.
Ian frowned, and turned back to Akira, looking down at her newly taken form of a charred, twitching body. "Hm? Did, you say something?", he inquired, seemingly oblivious to the events that had just occured, as well as to any change in Akira's bodily condition.
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Post by Kasu on Jan 3, 2007 16:50:19 GMT -5
((SoM! I'm NOT the cat. Ender is. Say hi to him.))
After the smoke after the continual backfires of Aki/Eri's akki clears, Kasu gets up, walks over to Ian, leans over his face and shouts in his ear.
"LIMA BEANS!"
He then runs away and charges his gun, which sends out a small ball, exploding on impact.
"Eat that, cat!" Ender-cat is somehow unharmed. ...
Kasu runs to catch the flying tuna, cut it up, wrap it in some nori with rice, avocado, and spicy mayonnaise, thus making sushi. He fails and crashes into a tombstone, somehow at Ender-cat's feet.
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 4, 2007 11:26:57 GMT -5
(( Ahhh! ;_; Sorry Ender! Akira's last sentence on her post confused me. And, hullo! This, isn't quite the best note to exchange greetings on, ne? : D; ))
After 5 seconds, he finally decided to make a conscious effort to do something something productive.
Ian lazily brushed the hair that had been blown in front of his face via Kasu's random shouting back to normal with one lazy swipe of his hand. He sighed again, and stuck his hands in his pocket, tilting his head a bit to his right.
His eyes returned to Akira, who was just now regaining the energy to stand. "You, wouldn't happen to know any way out of here, would you?"
Akira smirked, her eyes regaining their blood lust shine. She pulled her mirror back, fully intending to thrust the sharp tip into the boy, when a very peculiar thing happened.
Ian's eyes suddenly widened, the pupils becoming a bright red, and his forehead showed an intense amount of strain. Almost instantaneously, his right arm shot out of his pocket, right at Akira's head. It stopped short of slamming into her head, but that would prove not to be the focus of his attack. His eyes widened a bit more, and...
bang
It sounded like you were in an airplane high in the air...and all the windows had just gotten blown out. Wind blew from every direction seemingly into his hand and vanished, though Akira couldn't think of a reason why, for there was no hole she could see.
Even so, she wasn't focusing on his hand then. No. Her attention was drawn towards the immense amount of pressure seemingly being put onto her right now. She was trying not to slouch over, but couldn't. The noise was getting louder slowly, and she was beginning to get a headache.
The pressure became worse, and her eyes were having troubles staying open. She pitched over and fell on her knees. Her headache became a migraine. She gritted her teeth and tried to stand the pain, for her body was getting slowly crushed.
Her skull felt like it was going to bust out of her head. She suddenly slammed her hands over her ears to stabilize her head and cover out the hurricane she was hearing, but the pain wouldn't end, the noise wouldn't stop. She screamed, but no words were audible. Not even to herself.
Just make it stop...
The infinite space the graveyard seemed to span was suddenly seeming be compressed into an orb that was rapidly drawing closer to her. The only thing she could see outside of it was white space. There was a steady buzz, like that which one hears when they're next to an amp.
And then, her ears popped, her migraine melted away, everything was silent, and she was floating in white space. Everything was back to the way it began.
"What...just happened?", asked she, but it was intended as a remark to herself. She was suddenly aware of the boy's presence again when he spoke. "Hmm? Oh, that." Akira found herself fuming at how easily he dismissed it as 'that'. "I, randomly do that at hourly intervals. It, was intended to be some crazy plot device SoM would use. I just call it Area Pocket. Though, I sort of go overboard here..."
Intrestingly enough, all of his features had returned to normal. He was lazily looking around at Kasu, Ender-cat, and the sushi, who were also flying around.
"Yup. So, what now?"
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Post by Kasu on Jan 4, 2007 16:37:16 GMT -5
"What now? WHAT NOW? TIME OVA! WHAAAAAA!!
As soon as Kasu said "WHAAAAAA!!" the scenery "jumped" to a strange green field and everybody finds themselves a bit pixelated. A short, mustachioed man in a red plumbers suit attempts to jump on Ian's head, and a giant walking, brown mushroom starts chasing Kasu and the Ender-cat.
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 4, 2007 17:27:03 GMT -5
Ian frowns as he attempts to dodge the plumber, only to find himself stuck, and be promptly knocked down to the ground.
A gust of poorly animated wind blows by...
"I, appear to have lost all control over the Z-axis...and I've been downgraded 2 dimensions."
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In the background, the red plumber grabs a more healthy looking red-yellow mushroom with a face on it, and instantaneously increases to twice his previous size.
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Ian doesn't get up, but instead decides it might be safer to continue lying down on the ground.
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Post by Kasu on Jan 4, 2007 17:55:53 GMT -5
A turtle appears.
"Whoa... wiggy. I didn't expect THIS to happen. This seems to be..." Kasu wobbles, or is at least given the impression of wobbling. He can't seem to move in and out, only up, down, left, and right.
"S***... 2 dimensions. This is new."
He takes his gun out, points it at the turtle, sets a dial and blasts. The turtle is transformed into a small, red and white flower. Kasu picks up the flower, eats it, and a bit of fire comes out of his mouth.
"Hehehe... burn..."
Kasu's a pyromaniac now...
The now flying sushi hits the plumber in the head, knocking him down to normal size.
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Jan 5, 2007 11:58:05 GMT -5
Ender is now thoroughly annoyed with being reduced to a cat. Trying to use a spell to make Kasu be hit with a dark fireball, the spell misfires (it gets difficult to say spells when you're a cat, if you haven't noticed. Try it. Please. I'd love to hear the results). Instead, Ian is changed into a canary. Have fun.
Ender then proceeds to look for a Yoshi egg in this strange dimension...
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Post by Kasu on Jan 7, 2007 21:23:32 GMT -5
A Yoshi egg hits Ender-cat in the head, and cracks open revealing a strange medallion. It glows.
The sushi hits the plumber in the head.
Ian-canary is obviously annoyed...
Kasu is dissapointed at the effects of the time ova. He drinks some Red Bull.
A cloud stares at Eri...
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Post by Akira on Jan 8, 2007 17:51:51 GMT -5
Eri stares back at the cloud. "WHATCHOO LOOKING AT?!" and flips around and begins to head in the opposite direction. The cloud follows, and Eri shows no sign of being aware that she was being followed by the cloud. She heads over to Ian-canary, pauses and spontaneoulsy announces- "MAGICAL POKE OF DOOM!" and pokes Ian-canary with a carefully aimed finger. He pops back to normal. Eri, satisfied, hops away bearing a grin upon her face.
The medaliion catches her eye, and she heads over to it. She pokes the medallion and looks up. The plumber, being hit by the sushi, falls over on top of Eri. He is knocked out. She tries to roll out from underneath him, but the world being 2-D, Eri is unable to move. T.T
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Post by Kasu on Jan 8, 2007 23:24:15 GMT -5
"Ooh. Shiny medallion!" Kasu picks up the medallion and puts it over his neck, but nothing happens. Yet. Ian, now not a canary, is now being mercilessly attacked by dozens of mini Kasu clones. Somehow, Ian wins.
"So that's what it does." Kasu summons many of these clones to attack the Ender-cat.
A glitch walks backwards in the sky.
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Post by Ender on Jan 9, 2007 12:27:29 GMT -5
Ender runs from all those annoying little Kasus (as if one's not enough), by luck manages to find a starman after being run over only twice.
Ender runs at Kasu currently being invincible.
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Post by Kasu on Jan 9, 2007 16:58:52 GMT -5
"Currently" being the key word there.
Kasu screams "RUN AWAY FASTLY" while running away fastly. His clones follow.
The starman theme plays in the background for a short amount of time. After it fades away, the Ender-cat is left pertty much powerless.
Does anybody remember Kasu's keyblades? Well, both of them fell out of the sky at that moment, and smashed into the scenery.
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Post by Akira on Jan 9, 2007 19:49:24 GMT -5
Eri wriggles out (horizontally) from underneath the plumber, and he disappears in a puff of smoke. *victory dance*
She summons a giant ax and begins chopping the scenery into pieces, bit by bit. As the pixelated pieces begin to fall out of place, they are replaced with high definition anime scenery. The keyblades fall out of the sky, and smash into a branch, causing it to snap in half and fall... fall... fall... right above Ender. The leafy area of the branch lands barely a few inches away from Eri, and she is engulfed by a massive plume of dust.
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Post by Ender on Jan 10, 2007 14:04:36 GMT -5
Ender, now a very freaked out cat, jumps on to Eri's face and clings on with his claws.
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Post by Akira on Jan 10, 2007 16:25:27 GMT -5
"AAIIIEEEEE!!!" she shrieks, and grabs Ender-cat around the middle. Eri attempts to yank Ender-cat off her face. His claw dug into her skin, and a trickle of warm blood ran down her cheek. She stumbles around, trips over the keyblade lying on the ground and is sent sprawling face/cat first on the ground.
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Post by secretofmana on Jan 14, 2007 11:28:34 GMT -5
Ian walks over to Akira, bends over, and picks Ender-cat off of her face. He looks at the cat and sighs.
"I, think, I am in need of an explanation of the meaning of all of these...events...", he says, sighing again as a turtle shell just barely misses him and goes flying off into the distance.
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