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Post by Akira on Mar 26, 2007 19:04:44 GMT -5
"Thanks for that, Natsuki-san," Akira ducks behind her and watches as the cyclone sends Ender flying. "Please don't mind if I add a little something." Akira takes out three sutra spell cards, and holds them in front of her. She mutters a stream of flurried Japanese, and throws the parchment into the cyclone. Her shoulder tingles as she did so. The sutra spells crackle with electricity for a split second, then dissolve into the swirling wind. A small spark first appears, then grows into an enormous flame. Soon, the entire cyclone was a massive fire-tornado.
"Poor, poor Ender..." The girls sympathize, and smile at each other. The wilderbeest have disappeared beyond a hill.
((What if we didn't do life points, and no one dies? That way we don't have to keep trying to kill each other so much... Just keep trying to beat each other up and have fun doing it? Just a thought.))
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Post by Kasu on Mar 28, 2007 11:59:27 GMT -5
"Ow. I may as well stop attacking this thing" Kasu stopped attacking the strange metal pole, with his clothes burnt in places, his face dripping wet and his hair looking like was was just shocked... which he was. "A newcomer has arrived? I shall ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET!" A red carpet starts to roll in Natsuki's general direction, carving up trees, metal, and wildebeest wherever it goes.
Once it reaches Natsuki, it trips her, and she falls to the ground.
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Post by SoM on Mar 29, 2007 6:38:18 GMT -5
The boy grinned as he watched from afar. He didn't know whether or not Kasu had intended it, but nevertheless, Ian couldn't help but applaud the teens red carpet attack, which had caused the Vespa to go spinning out of control, and then explode. The two opposite-colored hair girls had gone spiraling in opposite directions. "How suitable," he mused.
"Good going, Kasu..."
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Kasu could not help but find himself pleased with the result of his handiwork. He wasn't as sadistic as that Ender kid, but an explosion like that brought a smile to his face. He was even being applauded for it...
...Wait, what?
He turned around, and found himself looking at the same black-haired kid from before, slouching against a tree a meter away from him. Kasu frowned, for unlike himself, the boy's outfit had changed along with the environment. Matching his hair in color was now a black leather jacket that Ian adorned rather carefully, and his headphones were wireless. There was some shiny gold badge on the left side of his jacket, but from this distance, the text emblazoned on it was illegible. The boy, in sharp contrast to Kasu's own expression, had a smirk across his face. His arms were his pockets, and he seemed to be subtly drumming with his hands along with the music.
"Heheh, congrats, Kasu. You, won that round, fairly easily."
Kasu's eyes widened. "O_O WHA?????? WHAT????????? ROUND?!?!?!?" A drop of sweat ran down Ian's face. He hadn't expected that much of a reaction.
"Er, yeah." He looked sideways and sighed. "This whole forest is just a battle simulation." He noticed that the boy's expression had not changed. "After all, it's the future right now, and this is, all..." He gestured towards the trees. "...Just a battle game. We, hoped it would help get rid, of, terrorism."
On a third glance, Ian realized that all attempts to just reveal the truth bluntly had failed miserably, and that Kasu hadn't taken any of that in. "...Ok. Let, me show you something." He snapped his fingers casually.
In instant response, everything became fuzzy...and then melted away. In place was a bridge spanning across two giant buildings, with cars flying everywhere in a seemingly chaotic yet orderly fashion. Religious symbols appeared on various buildings, and waterfalls flowed casually off of nearby structures into rivers that bended and twisted to accommodate for the buildings. The streets below were crowded with people walking in various directions.
The first thing Kasu noticed was that he and Ian were not different in any way. The second thing he noticed was that Akira, Natsuki, and Ender were sitting on the ground, eyes wide and twitching, while they gave away clear signs of exasperation.
Ian looked at the three of them and grinned, as he sat up on a nearby railing, arms by his side and swinging casually. He showed no concern about the fall of 20 feet that awaited him if he fell off backwards.
"It, felt pretty real, huh?" The comment on the virtual reality was addressed at all 4 of them. "You're, lucky, Matt didn't find us in there, he would've given us a lot of trouble." He paused, and frowned, giving a distant gaze to a nearby skyscraper with a Buddhist statue on top. "Still..."
"I, turned off the virtual reality, so he's bound to be roaming around here. I, hope he doesn't go around destroying, things, I, don't want to lose this, peaceful paradise. If we did any of the things we did back in virtual reality out here..." Ian shuddered.
"Anyways..." He turned back to Kasu and smiled. "Welcome to the future."[/size]
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 30, 2007 13:12:30 GMT -5
"No, no," says Natsuki, and their surroundings disappear again, to the chagrin of most. They reeled around, disorientated by the rapid-fire scenery changes. Ian has dissolved. "This is a CHATplay battle, boya. It's not fun for sessha and the rest if you don't give us an outlet to fight, you know." The players are now in limbo. Strangely, the Vespa is still here, floating in space. "See? Isn't this much more fun?" Shapes pop up, buildings, trees, rocks, grass, mountains, all made of the same substance as limbo itself.
"Now then," says Natsuki-san quite convincingly, shouldering her guitar, "Disperse!" She bites her thumb hard enough to draw blood, and after a few seals, slams it on the ground. The prostrate shape of Ender begins to fade, as does Kasu. "Goodbye! Sayonara! Send us a postcard!" calls Natsuki, and turns to Akira. "Well, this is much more interesting! Ready to go find them and beat them to a pulp? By the way," she leans forward and taps the bump on Akira's forehead, from when they met, "Your N.O. channel is stabilized. You want your guitar now or later?" The black haired girl shakes out her short hair, and retrieves the key to her Vespa from her flak vest.
[[whee~]]
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Mar 30, 2007 15:32:24 GMT -5
Akira rubs the bumo on her forehead a little. "Guitar?" she mused. "Sorry, you'll have to do a little explaining about this guitar thing before we go kick some boy butt..." ((If you're referring to a game of some sort, I have no clue what you guys are talking about, Sorry! XD My bad for not understanding ^_^; )
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Mar 31, 2007 11:16:21 GMT -5
"Find me? Look up..."
Ender plants a dagger into natsuki-san's face as he falls from above her.
"You should work a bit on your teleporting, its really bad." Ender turns,"So, Akira, you like fire. You'll get fire...think of it as an early birthday present"
A ring of fire surroung Akira and slowly closes in on Akira. The flames lick the sky twenty feet above her.
((What the heck is a bumo, Akira?))
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Post by natsuki-san on Mar 31, 2007 14:35:09 GMT -5
"Nice try, Ender. Sorry, Akira, we're gonna have to discuss N.O. channels later." Natsuki blasts Ender with her guitar. Splang! He is knocked away into limbo, unconcious. Ender had thrown the dagger hilt-down, most likely by accident. It hits Natsuki's N.O. Portal, which causes it to go slightly haywire. It begins to spit things out like crazy. "Ah, damn," she says clearly, as a bird flies out of her forehead. "Ender, you really suck, you know that?" Slightly distracted by the tuba forcing itself out of the channel, she splits the earth open to rescue Akira. The white-haired girl falls into the chasm, as does Natsuki-san. They both land with a thump. The fire does not follow. The tuba, however, falls out of the N.O. channel and explodes messily. A cave is dug into the limbo-matter. "Sessha has to close sessha's portal now," says Natsuki, rubbing her forehead. "I won't be able to use it, so we'll have to use yours, Akira." She suddenly hits her forehead with the guitar. The squirrel that was about to jump out is sucked back in. "And as for answers... Wikipedia has them all." Natsuki hands Akira a [link]. You have obtained a link! "But," says Natsuki, "The basic explanation is that 'N.O. utilizes the right brain's and left brain's distinct thought processes to open up an interdimensional channel capable of pulling things through, sometimes from light-years away, in an instant,' as said by Commander Amarao. In our case, it's usually weapons in the form of guitars. The type of guitar, how expensive and big and everything, is how powerful your N.O. Portal is. So far, everyone in this battle can use the N.O. channel, but their ability is latent. I've woken yours up." Natsuki stops rubbing her forehead, satisfied that the channel has closed, and dusts off her shorts. "So, you can summon your guitar now, if you want to try."
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Akira
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Post by Akira on Apr 1, 2007 17:53:45 GMT -5
((I meant to type 'bump' but I guess it came out as 'bumo'...)) Akira nods slowly, digesting this stream of new information. She attempts to summon a guitar, an opens her eyes to find herself holding nothing. "Try again!" Natsuki gives her shoulder a little shake. Akira grins, and nods again. This time, she finds herself holding a shiny black guitar that matched her black outfit. "Cool!" Akira yelps. "Look! A guitar!!! Let's see what it can do!" Akira slams her fingers across the strings. A twangy chord plays but nothing else happens. "Heeyyyyy... What gives?" Akira takes a step forward, and finds herself 30 feet in the air. A blast of wind which had been aimed at the ground threw her into the air. ((Was that ok? Naaaatsuukiiii-saaann... Please, don't mind if I'm way off track... Still trying to get the hang of using portals and guitars and stuff! ^_^; )
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Apr 2, 2007 9:06:45 GMT -5
Damn it...she's actually pretty good...
Ender gets up slowly and teleports himself back to his tower in the underworld.
I'll need to build up power...
Ender is surrounded by a halo of dark energy and multiple forms rise from the land before him.
Until then...
A shadowy version of Panic rises from the battle scene. It looks around him, and sends a crushing amount of gravity around him. The many objects spewing out of the portal are pinned down on the Earth.
A new power has risen...
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Post by Kasu on Apr 2, 2007 10:56:19 GMT -5
"Wha... wha... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO REALITY?!?" As confused as he was after a shift in scenery from the forest, to a weird city, to limbo, to a different forest, to... wherever he was, Kasu had managed to regain equilibrium. "No matter. I shall find the other combatants as a cat finds its home in the rain!" And AFTER realising the horrible analogy... "Yeah." Taking out a decorated piece of paper with a picture of him in this strange place, he writes a small note: "To Natsuki-san: Yeah. ~Kasu" He puts the card in an envelope, and flings the envelope like a shuruiken (sp?).
Somewhere else... A small envelope hits Natsuki-san's head.
Meanwhile... Kasu starts hopping from tree to tree, trying to look for signs of life when he smacks into a... A... A guitar?
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 3, 2007 18:38:33 GMT -5
Natsuki-san watches in the reflection of her guitar at several angles. It shows all of the current battlers, including herself.
Hm... Ender - cliche and predictable... But a formidable foe. Watch out for him... Akira - a good ally, if a little... enthusiastic. Kasu - ... crazy? Oh well. With several cracks, she stretches out and plays a twangy chord on her guitar. A summoned clay bird appears, and she lifts it into the air. It flies off. Then another chord is played - after a short cooldown period, she is transported to where Akira is. "Found ya! Did you figure out how to work it yet?"
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Post by Akira on Apr 3, 2007 18:58:10 GMT -5
"Heh? The guitar?" She looks down at the instrument in her hands. "I guess?" She sitting in a tree with the guitar in her hands. She strums the strings a little and small dents appear on the bark of the tree. "Still not sure how to work the portal though." Akira says poking her finger at her forehead a little.
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Post by Kasu on Apr 3, 2007 22:09:21 GMT -5
Ow... that hurt. Where did that come from anyhow? Recovering from the shock of crashing, Kasu looked up and saw a floating, black Gibson SG guitar, unharmed from the impact. "Eh? What's this doing here?" I think I'll take it... I've always liked FLCL.
But still... His thoughts wandered back to Ian's vision of the... the future. That was a reality he didn't want to see.
He was overthinking things. This was the ChatPlay Battle! ChatPlay's counterpart to Althazar's CRACK!thread!
Why should reality rain on his parade? Having noted this, Kasu took the guitar, played the riff from Sweet Child of Mine, and found him self blasting off, headed toward...
...Ender Ian's forehead.
As Kasu steadily came into Ender Ian's view, it was a few seconds before impact. A minute later, Kasu was standing over Ender Ian, who was lying on the ground, writhing in pain. "Ha HA! How do you like THAT?" Well, 1 down, Matt, Akira, Ender, and Natsuki to go.
He starts speeding off (on foot) towards one of the aformentioned battlers.
(Hehe... Sorry Ender. I changed the names JUST FOR YOU!)
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Ender
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Post by Ender on Apr 5, 2007 11:14:51 GMT -5
((Kasu...I teleported out of battle))
Ender stands within a wreath of power in the underworld.
Damn...I can't hold on to two worlds much longer...
Shadow Clone Panic flickers out of existence...
Bah...vengeance will have to wait...
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 7, 2007 16:25:38 GMT -5
...
Natsuki-san stares at Akira, not happy. No, she was not happy at all.
"Number one rule of N.O. channels - please do not abuse them. They are not for poking, but battles. Only poke them as a last resort." Natsuki-san snapped her rulebook shut, shoving it back into a pocket with a small black Devil's Handbook, and took off her glasses. "Where the hell are we now?!"
They stood on the edge of a city. "Welcome to Chicago?! Wait, what year is this...?" For Natsuki-san had just caught sight of the suit-clad, hat wearing members of what could only be a branch of the Mafia. She looked down at what she was wearing - "What the hell?"
Now, besides her guitar, she also held a large machine gun and a business suit with a skirt. Akira was wearing similar clothing and holding a handgun. "I mean, I like the hat, but - wait, what am I saying? Akira, you activated the most mysterious aspect of the N.O. channel, and now we're in Prohibition Era Chicago... Oh, man..."
"What fun!" Natsuki perked up right away, with the large firearm in hand. "Since your N.O. channel is pretty powerful, it must have picked up Ender and Kasu, as well as Ian and Matt." She chewed on her bottom lip. "They probably have similar weapons, though... And they could be anywhere. So more fun for us! Ready to go?"
[heh, chrno crusade. but not NY... more world-hopping, hope y'all don't mind...]
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Post by Akira on Apr 9, 2007 17:58:15 GMT -5
Oh, SWEET! Akira spins the handgun with a finger, suddenly stopping and taking a rapid shot. The bullet crashes through a store window and the glass shatters. "Heh, just making sure it was loaded." Akira struggles momentarily in the business suit, which was a little too big for her, then winks at Natsuki. "Yeah. I'm ready!"
The two girls start sprinting down a street, business suits flailing out behind them. Akira shrugs the suit's coat off, wearing only the shirt beneath. "There we go, that's better. Where d'you want to start, Natsuki-san? Who's up for a butt-kicking first?"
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Post by BladeofArchangel on Apr 13, 2007 20:34:19 GMT -5
A man walks out of the store with the bullet caught in his teeth. He has long white hair, blackish-blue eyes, and is about five and a half feet tall. White armour with black stripes, on his armour is Sword with Halo tattoo On, and red overcoat. "Man, who were those two crazy chicks? My name is Tyrael and I am here to slay the one they call Kasu and Ender, and claming Natsuki-san is a bonus." Tyrael draws his weapon of choice. A double-sided battle axe with a black blade and a white hilt, that had a stream of blood snaking around the handle. "Here I come Ender, hope your ready."
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Post by Akira on Apr 15, 2007 10:53:03 GMT -5
The two girls turn a corner with their weapons up. A thief was trying to steal some lady's purse, dressed in black with a shotgun in his hand and red bandanna around his face. "Give me the money!" he yells and the woman shrieks. "C'mon Natsuki-san!". The girls leap over a set of cars, easily avoiding the running crowd. Natsuki kicks off a windshield and delivers a swift kick to the assailant's head. Akira ducks below, stuns the woman with a jab to the leg's pressure point and darts forward to grab the purse. By the time the two had realized what had happened, Akira and Natsuki were nowhere to be found... ((I hope you didn't mind me taking control of your character for a split second there Natsuki. At least now we have money to blow off on shopping! ^_^; )
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Post by natsuki-san on Apr 19, 2007 17:54:58 GMT -5
[[oh, we stole it... XD that's fine. uh, i'ma gonna leave something behind, though. BoAA, that's stupid. you're not claiming ANYONE.]]
The woman stared at the would-be mugger, who now had a reddening boot-tread print on his face, as well as a sticky note. She crawled closer to the man, checking for her purse - which was not there. There was, however, a wallet underneath the sticky note - a fat one.
"In payment for one (1) purse."
Natsuki sped off, keeping Akira in sight. "I think... that we should get our butts over to Kasu, or Ender, or someone. Someone we can get out of the way quickly..." Just to test out her gun, she shoots it up in the air. Hm, good heft, it's even an airsoft gun. The Mafia sure know their stuff. Maybe their supplier is Hiruma. Maybe they're connected to the Yakuza.
It suddenly clicked in the two girl's minds that there was a certain lame-a$$ with a white mop present. One that was certainly up for a beating.
Without speaking, both girls altered their course, smiling like the Cheshire Cat mixed with Hiruma.
[[... eyeshield corrupts my language. sorry. >3>]]
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Post by Akira on Apr 21, 2007 16:26:13 GMT -5
The girls stop and turn around to face Mr. White Mop. "Well lookie who it is..." Akira grins at him, thingying her gun.
"Wha? You know him, Akira-san?" Natsuki asks, adjusting her weight to one side and shouldering her own weapon.
"No, no. Not at all." Akira's grin broadens. "But by looking at him, I can tell he's in need of a little fashion sense!" Akira fires 2 rapid shots at his head, then breaks into a run. "Cover for me, Natsuki-san!" She attempts to kick off Mr. White Mop's armour, but when that fails, she flips over his shoulder using her hand as a pivot, and lands behind him with a shoulder armour pad in her hand. She throws it aside, and points her gun, nasty end first, at Mr. White Mop.
"See? You look better already sans shoulder pad!"
A scowl.
"Give it up! We've got you surrounded." Akira stood behind with her gun in hand, Natsuki faced him with weapon pointed at him as well.
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Post by BladeofArchangel on May 4, 2007 11:25:09 GMT -5
"Oh, so that's how you wanna play it, huh?" says Tyrael. Drawing his duel Pistols he runs at Akira and shoots at her, but misses and takes off a lock of her hair. *Groans* "Close." Throwing his gunz in the air, but the ammo clip falls out, and he swaps the clips from his pocket and the gunz slide on the clip. "Locked and Loaded."
"I am bored now, I am gonmna go get a cookie, bye."
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Post by Akira on May 4, 2007 17:21:24 GMT -5
"Great. A haircut?" Akira fumes quietly, cursing.
"I'm bored now. I am gonna go get a cookie. Bye."
"What?!" Akira yelps, "Come back here, you coward!" She leaps in front of him, and stares him straight in the eye. "Fine," she says finally, turning away to face Natsuki.
"C'mon, let's go find someone fun to beat up."
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Post by BladeofArchangel on May 6, 2007 13:35:36 GMT -5
"Coward?" "oh, that's it, you crossed the line, its on." Tyrael aims the two pistols at the back of Akira's head, but feeling guilty. "Its not gentleman-like to hit a woman, especially behind her back." He loers the gunz, but then fires at Akira imp-like thing,"Man, that thing is ugly." Says Tyrael arrogantly, and picks a fight with it.
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Post by Akira on May 6, 2007 14:51:17 GMT -5
((I have an imp-like thing with me? *blink blink*))
"Oh, it's on alright, you sexist pig!" Akira steps in front of the imp-like thing and deflects the bullets with the heel of her shoe. Pretty impossible eh?
"Let's see what you make of this!" Akira fires off a few rounds with her handgun at the nearby window, causing it to shatter and rain down on Tyrael. Unfortunately, she forgets that the window is pretty big, and she too, receives an unpleasant shower of broken glass. The imp-thing dies from being hit with glass. Akira shakes glass out of her short white hair and points the gun at Tyrael. "Pooh to you, sexist boy."
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Post by natsuki-san on May 7, 2007 21:18:41 GMT -5
[[let's have fun with overkill. :3]]
Natsuki laughs so hard tears come out of her eyes. "Sexist indeed," she says, and shoots off a couple rounds into the white-mop. Whistling the tune to ALONES, she casually summons a large two-tailed panther, who immediately sits upon the now-flat sexist pig. Gesturing to Akira, she leaps nimbly on top of the nekomata's back.
"Where to, mistresses?" rumbled the large cat.
[[shortness. >3>]]
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